Thanks for spoiling my entire week and making me feel like a bug.
My patience level has dived into new extremes.
My brain doesnt work and my fingers can hardly type.
I've become a pessimist whining about how cruel life is.
My nose is red all the time ensuring I look like a fish.
My mean side is glaringly staring at everyone.
I'm bitchier than usual and act like a nut.
Just in case you thought you're too smart, lemme tell you, EVERYONE hates you.
Now get the hell out of my system and catch the &*^% who was mean to me the other day.
Till then, Screw you flu.