Thanks for spoiling my day with your $#@%^ habit.
I want to punch you straight across your face and make you bleed till you apologise and buy me things double the worth you've stolen.
Why don't you just f$ck$ng steal from people who can afford to bear your bullshit habit? Why me? WHY!?
My whole morning! WHOLE MORNING has been a disaster because of you and I'll not forgive you for this. Get it? Jerk.
I don't know who you are and this hate letter intends to ruin the next five days of your life.
Universe , are you listening?
Truce. You Thief.