Smart-Ass Quotes

"If you want to be a monk, then be a monk who sold his Ferrari, NOT a monk who never had a Ferrari"

Q: "If  he's Mr.Right then who am I?"      A:"Mr.Right Now,Duh!"

"There's always a bitch in a bitchaari" ;)

"It might upset you tomorrow, but if it makes you happy today, its worth it"

"Don't sweat over what might go wrong, it anyway spoils the moment"